Greetings human dung, and welcome to the celebration of Stove Awards (year I), where awards for best film of the year with applause accompanied by a critical review, no doubt it could very well end his business career.
My name is Mr. Barry, a kind of Jiminy Cricket vagabond who makes his living by working as guardian of the consciousness of the vile character that you know as 6dedosgordosdelpie, but in this post, for reasons of copyright, false modesty Tickle proceed to call or simply Berto Zárate, name that in the course of their everyday life used to sign bills and contracts, as long minutes before afanar dismissed for staplers, bags with dollar signs or boxes full of clips.
The reason I Zárate has delegated responsibility for these prestigious awards is none other than his bizarre occupations: at present is engrossed watching a piece of wood roasted in an oven Teka (he says is a sea bream and is delicious, which usually add some nasty sucking of fingers that will avoid playing graphically here and now.) The jury has decided to nominate the film as a winner we honor today is composed of Berto Zárate and his thumb, which he called Max in reference to the movie Max, my love , with which you feel very identified. To reach a final verdict, the jury had to shut in a room in solitary confinement for six long days when Zarate said he had learned much of his colleague Max so we could know, thumb taught her to cook and baked sea bream kiss with tongue-and be very proud of the decision they had taken. He also announced his intention to write together with your new friend a book of famous quotations. The first of its catalog of iconic sentences would be "ay, ay, ay, the Polisi" Bee Man made famous by The Simpsons character inspired by The Grasshopper Colorao, bizarre television sensation child in Mexico. Although we believe, that's another story.
then we will announce the winner of the prize for best film Stove:
My name is Mr. Barry, a kind of Jiminy Cricket vagabond who makes his living by working as guardian of the consciousness of the vile character that you know as 6dedosgordosdelpie, but in this post, for reasons of copyright, false modesty Tickle proceed to call or simply Berto Zárate, name that in the course of their everyday life used to sign bills and contracts, as long minutes before afanar dismissed for staplers, bags with dollar signs or boxes full of clips.
The reason I Zárate has delegated responsibility for these prestigious awards is none other than his bizarre occupations: at present is engrossed watching a piece of wood roasted in an oven Teka (he says is a sea bream and is delicious, which usually add some nasty sucking of fingers that will avoid playing graphically here and now.) The jury has decided to nominate the film as a winner we honor today is composed of Berto Zárate and his thumb, which he called Max in reference to the movie Max, my love , with which you feel very identified. To reach a final verdict, the jury had to shut in a room in solitary confinement for six long days when Zarate said he had learned much of his colleague Max so we could know, thumb taught her to cook and baked sea bream kiss with tongue-and be very proud of the decision they had taken. He also announced his intention to write together with your new friend a book of famous quotations. The first of its catalog of iconic sentences would be "ay, ay, ay, the Polisi" Bee Man made famous by The Simpsons character inspired by The Grasshopper Colorao, bizarre television sensation child in Mexico. Although we believe, that's another story.
then we will announce the winner of the prize for best film Stove:
INLAND EMPIRE (David Lynch)
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Clap, clap, clap (that have been the applause.)
Looking back, I can still remember the famous author of this blog out of the multiplexes in which he had referred INLAND EMPIRE: he was wearing a coat female bison and numerous items false, to the question of the blockbuster on their opinion about the film, responded with the following words: "I do not know if what I see is a fucking bitch or a wonder." After that, Zarate close himself in his apartment to reflect on what he had seen, therefore, come to the conclusion that Inland Empire was in fact the two things at once.
was on those same dates as published in the underground media (short) film criticism with which we will end this first edition of the awards Stove:
Looking back, I can still remember the famous author of this blog out of the multiplexes in which he had referred INLAND EMPIRE: he was wearing a coat female bison and numerous items false, to the question of the blockbuster on their opinion about the film, responded with the following words: "I do not know if what I see is a fucking bitch or a wonder." After that, Zarate close himself in his apartment to reflect on what he had seen, therefore, come to the conclusion that Inland Empire was in fact the two things at once.
was on those same dates as published in the underground media (short) film criticism with which we will end this first edition of the awards Stove:
" Today I've seen in a cinemas in Santiago de Compostela the last experiment I admired David Lynch. The film is shot digitally and lasts three hours. Occasionally out some rabbits who say things with subtitles. It is very boring. Not recommend it to anyone. I thought a masterpiece. I let it pass bream. STOP. Five stars. "
