[Twenty years ago I worked as a biographer of celebrities in a secret publishing project carried out by Time magazine, the house of Alba and the Communist Party membership base. The project fell through because of the boycott by the Catholic Church and Felipe González, two of my most powerful arch-enemies, and I was left with a fascinating biography of Adolf Hitler's half done. (Later a thing called Wikipedia plagiarist us the format, but that's another story.) Take the quality that this blog is garbage crusher to recover the work here and now, with the orgasmic pleasure of my readers and, above all, my readers. There he goes.]
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Adolf Hitler was a type escapades of the thirties or so (the time hats) who earned jokes life in the casinos until one day, out of the blue, he was involved in politics because of some loafers and ended up becoming a fascist, that was the fashion then, as now to dance the chiki chiki slopes or hang on navo tip.
Hitler was in fact a poor misunderstood with modern ideas and very Chachi for his country, Germany, then frowned in European because of a war that was mounted at the beginning of the century with every reason in the world. So all he had to Hitler was a grudge, because he was handsome and glib, and it created conspiracy among the Europeans, we have already said they were a breeding ground for hatred and henvidia in the era hats .
Hitler was slightly conservative, and not frowned upon women who sets bold dress or to work outside the home, usually hated enough people and had some paranoia that made him a bad person, thus that way, sometimes as a result of the rage that he had the world for being so popular (Führer, in German, everyone knows that means "most popular"). In these hard times was dedicated to get angry banging on the tables and invading poor countries for fear of those who conspired against him in secret because they had no co-ho-ing to tell things to the face. Removing this, one might say it was a pretty liberal guy, easygoing and even enjoyable in the personal treatment of nuns told jokes and had success with women.
The State as Adolfo
Hitler, picnic
Social policy Social policy was essentially Hitler's Jewish settlement and end the strike, which gave great satisfaction to the German people then, he was delighted of life and could spend hours in bars drinking beer and taking snacks without worrying that they attacked an impure or fired from work, everything was so perfect that labor productivity only worked automatically, such as washing machines or the digestive system . In addition to Jews, Hitler also was taken with the gypsies, a people whom he considered regularly spent the day calling and playing the tambourine, that to Hitler, of course, did not like anything because he was a serious guy shooting circumspect not accepting frivolous like that in a modern society such as Germany, forced to be productive and functional. In this way, ended with a few thousands of Gypsies by pragmatism more than anything, and everything was fine because nobody complained.
Economic
Hitler's economic policy consisted mainly of Jews burning in the oven, because Hitler was kitchenettes and devised an entire system (the sea of \u200b\u200bcomplex) for cooking and turning Jews into soap, which saved considerable production costs of the toilet pan, but also eroding the national economy by the huge profits that Jews reported in the country thanks to its ancient tradition of usury, the lending and commerce, for which were fairly given, and that Hitler was not very clever, because usury was their rooms, and in this case was allowed to carry more of the heart than the head, according to historians say as reputable as the brothers César Vidal Gore and , which are all separate Siamese God life.
Foreign Policy of Hitler's foreign policy consisted mainly of Jewish settlement and make see a small set of countries that were more Germans arrogant than they thought, entering with tanks and army training in their territories to show it clearly, and it is already known that this world so stubborn the rod and spoil, and in that plan.
What
war is war, what war was more like a prank, what happens is that Europe took to the tremendous, because Europe has no sense of humor nor will ever. Invade Poland to Hitler, it was like for you to make you one of those photos you take at night hugging a waitress SECSI or other ornamental element night when you go to the girl; similarly, the excessive reaction of the fat countries of the Union for Germany assumed the same surprise that you take when your wife yells at you for letting criminals blame draw four pictures harmless Side parakeet.
Hamistades (allies)
Italy
De parranda
Italy at the time of the hats, was a fascist regime led by a man bald rock looking like he ate many spaghetti. Mr. Bald and Hitler were crumbs from the beginning, though at first he gave for taking the wrong side in the war initially confusing which quickly resolved when their claims of conquest in Africa required the help of the second to take a few brown from home.
Hitler and Paquito Paquito
to be fascists two did not get along very well. Not that big or that are dropped have incompatible policies. Simply, the relationship was cold, distant, something that showed the meeting held at Hendaye to the enthusiast cameras NO-DO, where neither had much to say and spent the entire time sipping coffee and making beats impatient fingers on the table. We know that Paquito attempted a approach to talking about football and swamps, but neither knew what Hitler was a swamp and was very keen on Real Madrid, so the thing was as it was and never call back. (And this without mentioning that Hitler considered Mrs. Paquito a tacky necklaces filled with misshapen ass and Jewish nose.)
Japan
Hitler believed the Aryan enough Japanese to be yellow as they were, and why they took a chance and allowed part of his party on the condition that did not take Trusts and called home later than nine to have gossip. By the way, did clamp against the Reds and bitched to the Chinese children in Manchuria, where Japanese pregnant women stabbed in the stomach so they could not have babies, and throwing cucumbers in neutral territories like the United States. A party, come on. Now in Japan and nobody thinks of Hitler.
Argentina Imperio Argentina was the main ally of Hitler, we know that holiday, I danced on the table with the foot in the air letting it yummy in her bare feet the toe, which he Scythians Mogollon and caused a great joy, also was the favorite folk of the Third Reich and that there were rumors of marriage between them. Hamor on this story was made into a film directed by a homeless horrible squint gray beard and starring by Javier Bardem's girlfriend, a Jorge Sanz chulapa who played with his usual ease and Santiago Segura on the classic role of ladybird.
Henemistades (those in the clip)
not bear success
Hitler had many enemies, like Indiana Jones or the Trio Calaveras (formed by communists, Yankees and British). The cause of these clashes seem incomprehensible, it has been said, is the obstinacy and henvidia (especially henvidia ) henemigos countries.
USSR Russians were about bastards who made the Hitler agreeing puñeta things behind him while buying bullets and taunted him with his tongue. This village was led by a man named Stalin egomaniac, who first invented the rumor (false ) that the distrust of Hitler with the Jews came from the legend who claimed that they had the biggest dick in proportion to the size your nose, which he self-conscious and angry Hitler an egg. Everything was a lie, as has been said, but the rumor stalled in Europe, which since then drew Hitler funny eyes and stopped taking him seriously with his ideas. The Russians, during the war, used the tactic of going backwards like crabs so that the Germans cogieran colds and die, this was a miserable and opportunistic tactics which is still remembered as one of the most glaring examples of foul play in the history of the battles.
Yankees Yankees were taking regular Hitler, did not understand his obsession with ethnic cleansing and territorial conflicts that caused, and I felt something cunning. Despite this, did not enter the war until some misguided and somewhat impertinent Japanese gave them by throwing cucumbers over its port. Consequently, the Yankees (who are as proud and evil-minded), I took everything to heart, leading to the personal, and decided to enter the war by becoming the heroes and the Democrats, ridiculous thing ever there. The decision to enter the war took a cripple called Roosevelt, who apparently was much loved among the people there, to the extent permitted to exceed the limit of two terms in office. In fact, the man was so loved that he even had reelected a thousand times, if not for his tullidez did not allow for more and eventually force him to retire early.
England England at the time of the hats, was led by a fat smoker named Churchill that was pretty geeky, and had a parrot, long-lived, which years later discovered Hitler swearing, surely learned during the delirium tremens of his foul-mouthed owner.
The trio calaveras
The Yalta Conference The Yalta conference was a pantomime that rode the enemies of Hitler to prove they were very cool, them, and they could do clip against his regime of terror (which nobody believed.) It was attended by Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin, that is, Trio Calaveras, and during the time they were meeting was devoted primarily to tell jokes and mischief about Hitler, and make cruel imitations of him where he was caricatured as if it were a tonteque of those who sell stamps in the corners and speak slowly and with an eye to the Virula. Apart from this, smoked a few cigars and pretended to know how to play poker. As everyone knows, the Yalta conference was free theater served only to show off to the press and discredit an opponent infinitely more charismatic and beautiful than their dastardly characters. Discourse
